1. いやいや、こんなん無理ですわ

Fixx3r 

Fuck any part of that

2.おもしろそー

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anacondatmz 

Now that would be entertaining to watch.

3.ちびるわ

boredatwork920 

I would have pissed my pants right in their face

4.＞どっちみち水中でやるから問題なし(・∀・)

＞fleatroubles 

Thats ok, we all do that in the water any way.

5.トイレ行かなくて済むな

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Okichah 

At least you dont have to make any trip to the bathroom.

6.これって湖だよな？なら大丈夫、ホオジロって淡水だと可愛いんだぜ

cliffotn

If I’m not mistaken, that’s a lake. No worries, great white sharks are actually quite lovable in fresh waters.

7.＞だろうな。大体草が生えてたら淡水って訳だ

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arwelsh 

It is but just as a genearl rule: grass on the bank = fresh water

8.いや、プールだとしてもびびるんですけど

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newtizzle 

No shit. I freak out in swimming pools still.

9.”１３年前にこの様な形でジョーズを上映した所、多くの反響を得られました。今までプロデュースした上映の中でも未だに騒がれております。”と映画館側が言う。

これってテキサスのイベントだったみたいな。昔やって人気だったから２０１５年の夏にまたやったみたいだぜ。

チケットは浮き輪込みで＄３０（約３６００円）だって。悪くないね

ソース

LegitStrats 
“It was thirteen years ago when we first invited you to join us for a screening of Jaws on the water, and it’s still one of the most talked about events we’ve ever produced,” the cinema chain wrote.

Well, it was event hosted in Texas. Since it was so popular, they decided to host it again in the Summer of 2015.

Interesting fact, tickets costs only $30 which includes the float as well. Decent price if you ask me.

Source

10.アラモ・ドラフトハウスってとこがやったんだ。ダイバーが水中から”攻撃”するんだぜ

zgh5002 

It was done by Alamo Drafthouse and they had divers in there who would “attack”.